I'd like to start off by sending you my sincerest regrets. I apologize, Mr. Snowman, for bringing you into our life and causing such trauma in your life. I thought I was saving you from a boring life on a shelf where you'd get poked and prodded everyday by potential owners. I was hoping I was saving you from eventually being stuck on the clearance aisle next to creepy Santa dolls or broken reindeer. I thought you would look nice in our house and you sure do, but you didn't ask for this.
Little did I know bringing you home that you would become the obsession of our toddler who thinks he runs this house. I didn't know you would be drug around the floors and hugged so much your innards were squished to pieces. I'm so sorry for the constant, slobbery kisses and eye poking.
I wish I had known that those-we-do-not-speak-of would dance around the house with you pulling your arms in different directions. I'm so sorry Mr. Snowman and hope you will make it through the season. Maybe I'll find a companion for you so that you may be tortured together as opposed to by yourself. Hey, at least the dogs decided not to make you their friend, right?!
My deepest apologies,
The mother of your worst nightmare
That is SO cute, kids are funny and warm up to the strangest things!
ReplyDeleteThis is soooo funny! He is an aggressive cuddler isn't he?
ReplyDeleteAdorable!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute post! I am visiting from "a beautiful day". Thank you so much for stopping by my blog....and isn't Heather from "Cookies For Breakfast" hysterical? I noticed from your sidebar that you have been to Sanibel.....isn't it wonderful? I have been there 3 times with myu parents and son and I absolutely LOVE it! I am your newest follower and look forward to keeping up. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahaha, at least you know he was well worth the money!
ReplyDeleteawwww so cute! Those pictures will be great to show him when he gets older :P
ReplyDeleteHaha! Too funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog! :)
ReplyDeleteI was pretty excited about the snow. Too bad that it's all melted now. :(
hehe so cute!
ReplyDeletethis is too funny!
ReplyDeleteAdorable! These are perfect to mess with him later in life :)
ReplyDeleteThe boy and his snowman!
Lanaya
www.raising-reagan.com
Ahh-the snowmen! What is it about these stuffed Christmas decorations that attract toddlers? My own daughter carries ours around as well...see, I have this Christmas Creature Collection (as I call it) and love propping them up all over the house-almost as much as my daughter loves taking them down. The other day I picked up my "Christmas Mouse" and it's head fell off. And I don't sew. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting on my blog, Sarah-it led me to yours! I'm now following, yay!
Love it!! My MIL has given us these Hallmark snowmen every year since JJ and I have lived together. I never knew what we were going to do with them except keep adding them to our ledge. Until this year...Chloe wants to play each.one.every.time.she.sees.them! Gotta love these decorations bring to our kiddos. :)
ReplyDeleteHa! That's awesome! At least he is leaving the tree alone! right?!
ReplyDeleteOhmyword that is so so so cute!!! I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah! I LOVE your blog. It's so cute!! I'll definitely be following along with you too (even though you are a jhawk!). :) I will definitely keep you posted on my KC. He's at home resting with my hubs right now.
ReplyDeleteSo excited to meet someone else in a similar place as us! How are you liking Ohio? I miss Kansas City myself.
We actually miss KC big time as well and hope to be back there within a couple of years! Ohio is fine, however, for the time being. Hope you're enjoying OK... looks like you guys have a moved a ton!
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ReplyDeletehaha! that is so cute! Hazel gets that way about new things I bring home :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, I nominated you for The Liebster Award :) Go check out my post to read all about it!
lol...cute! My MIL always gives us some sort of seasonal (singing) stuffed toy...so not only do I have to watch it get drug around the house but I also have to endure the incessant singing ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo cute, my nephew has a snowman that he torments as well haha. :)
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up!!!! Adorable pictures!
ReplyDeleteHa! His face in these pictures, too cute! I die!
ReplyDeleteha..I completely understand..
ReplyDeleteThose pics are sooo cute!!!
ReplyDeleteAww that is so cute!!
ReplyDeleteI am sure, Mr Snowman does not mind too much, and appreciates how much he is appreciated as a play friend. I mean other snowmans have to stand outside in the cold, alone, and yours at least got some shelter =)
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LOL so cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog! I am following you now as well. 2 year olds are so funny when they become obsessed with something. Your letter is hysterical. For us...it is a squishy baseball :)
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah! I am a new follower. I love the stories you have of your son. I have three boys and totally get the antics your son does. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteTami
www.prettypurplexing.com
Ha ha that snowman didn't know what hit him!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!! We have a lot of things around our house that I could write apology letters to! haha!!
ReplyDeleteYou have such a sweet family :) I'm following along now and can't wait to read more!
Mother to your worst nightmare!! hahh...love it.
ReplyDeleteDrew's face in the first picture is beyond cute!!
Oh this is awesome! Love it!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! This is exactly what I needed today! Thank you so much for the laugh! Great post!
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